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Taranee Cook quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Played by Kali Troy · 99 quotes · page 5 of 7

Played by Kali Troy

W.I.T.C.H. · 486 quotes

5th most-quoted character in W.I.T.C.H.: in 99 of its 486 quotes
Most scenes with: Will Vandom (58), Cornelia Hale (55), Irma Lair (51)

Scenes with Taranee Cook 91

I'm so glad you're here! My dad...

Started giving you the third degree.

Yeah. How did you know?

Taranee's suddenly gone "psychic". She can tune into each of our brains and broadcast our thoughts to the rest of us.

TTaranee

[telepathically] I'm my own radio station. [non telepathically] Too bad it only works with you guys.

And too bad it wasn't working this morning. We could have used it to get our story straight and... Oh no! You didn't broadcast my crush on Andrew Hornby?

TTaranee

Er, no, but you just did.

Forget that! Look what I can do! [turns invisible] I'm like air. No one can see me unless I want them to [reappears] Aagh! [She reappeared in the road and almost got run over by a truck]

What's with our powers? They're way stronger! Hello, I just made an indoor pool without even trying.

Tell me about it. Mine have been messed up since Kandrakar.

TTaranee

Kandrakar, that's it! Conservation of energy!

Er, non-brainiac definition, please?

TTaranee

When we were in Kandrakar, the Council lowered the Veil. All the mystic energy that was used to maintain it had to go somewhere. So, it flowed back to the Heart of Kandrakar and each of our aurameres.

So that's why all of a sudden every appliance are my new best friend.

And why my dad went mind-slave on me yesterday.

And why my powers have gone all freaky.

Yeah! We just thought you were losing it. [turns invisible]

My dad will be looking for me soon. We need to find out who this "Melinda" is.

I met her. She's a new kid, she seems nice enough.

Then, why is she trying to frame us? [reappears] Oops, sorry!

I don't know how you did it, I don't know why you did it, I don't even know when you did it, but I know what you forgot to do when you got rid of your fake wall.

Excuse me? [McTiennan drops Sammy] Huh? How did you get my calculator?

We've been into the Browns' house. We know you're hiding something.

Uh, yeah, and I'm ready to confess. But, can I get some water?

[Will moves the bag along the table and puts her mobile phone in]

Hey-hey-hey! Not with the bag!

[Will walks to the room, locks the door and opens the window]

[looking down from the window] Good thing I have wings. [Pulls out the Heart] Guardians...uh, me unite!

[Later]

We have to hurry before the cops figure out I'm gone.

TTaranee

Should you guys be here? My mama will be home any minute and she's a judge.

TSTaranee's phone

Don't worry, I got Will's ring at speed-dial.

TTaranee

Is she going to be like that forever?

TSTaranee's phone

Hello, I got Will on line 1.

EEd

Will Vandom, you lost your phone privileges, young lady!

It's an emergency, Ed. Put Sammy on.

Will, be careful! They’re trying to frame you!

Who are they?!

A huge, moving sand ‘thing,’ and a girl, Melinda. They kidnapped me and left me for the cops to find.

[gasps] That thing sounds like Sandpit!

And if the new girl's with him...

TTaranee

My allowance says Melinda's Miranda.

We got to stop them!

[Irma causes a sudden downpour of rain]

Oops! Stronger powers...I forgot.

[As each Guardian talks, they take up one section of the screen, ending with them in three sections]

TTaranee

[With a vast fire behind her] If you can't keep cool...get hot!

A pillar of flame isn't just hot, it's like, Biblical!

[Trapped upside down, caught by Sandpit] A little help, please!

TTaranee

Fire! [She throws a fireball at Sandpit, which causes holes to form] Ughh! Stay still! [The holes close up]

Never mind, I got this. [She turns into a whirlwind, blowing Sandpit away. Taranee and Cornelia land] [Hay Lin laughs] Neat idea, huh?

TTaranee

He thought so too.

[Sandpit reforms himself by turning into a whirlwind. The police car pulls up]

Irma, stay in the car.

So much for stalling. Oh, I hope Will has enough time. [telepathically] We have to get to the airport. To the airport. The airport!

We have to get to the airport.

Just as I was thinking.

Great minds think alike.

[The Guardians are trapped by a whirlwind of sand, courtesy of Sandpit]

TTaranee

Close your eyes!

I need air! [She uses her power of air to part the whirlwind]

It's working! Keep going.

One down, one to go.

[Miranda appears behind Hay Lin and closes Taranee's mouth, before she can warn her]

TTaranee

[Telepathically] Hay Lin, behind you.

[Hay Lin turns invisible, flies up and cuts the web from which Miranda is hanging. As a result, Miranda is flung into the empty swimming pool]

TTaranee

We've still got Sandpit problems.

I see it. [puts her hands on the ground, which causes an earth tremor] Maybe I can trap him underground before...Aagh! [Sandpit rises and is about to attack. Cornelia, triggers her telekinetic powers and levitates a bin to trap Sandpit]

Thanks, Hay Lin.

That wasn't me.

TTaranee

But that means...

I have new powers, too!

[Cornelia levitates the lid of the bin and places it on the bin and drops it on Miranda with telekinesis]

TTaranee

Telekinesis! Amazing!

Quite a victory, Guardians. You can brag about it from your prison cells!

If x=6 and y=x^2, then, you...must equal a genius, because you get this and you're not even in eighth grade.

TTaranee

You can do this too, Will.

Matt! Matt, over here!

Uh, thanks, but I'm gonna keep my boy, Caleb, company.

Since when are they best buds?

TTaranee

XY plus XY...

[Matt sits at Caleb's table]

So, how's Sheffield treating you?

Is there really a 6 chair rule?

No idea what did you just said, but speaking of the Guardians...

We weren't.

I want to be part of this whole thing. Fight alongside them.

You're not a warrior.

That's why I need you to teach me. Tell you what, you train me and I'll show you the ropes in Sheffield.

Ropes?

For starters, I wouldn't eat that meatloaf.

[Caleb eats it and gets sick]

Uh-oh.

We got a deal?

Uh-huh.

A toast to A-minuses and good friends.

TTaranee

Thanks, Mrs. V, but Will did all the work.

Well, I couldn't have done it without [Sees Matt entering] Matt.

Matt?

I mean, Taranee. I need to use the restroom.

TTaranee

[After Hay Lin has asked her to look after Mr Huggles] No way! No way, no way, no way, no way.

FCFemale Customer

I'll call the Health Department!

TTaranee

Ok, ok, ok, ok! I'll do it.

Oh, I love working for your mother. We've be lost here without her.

Luck thing she's not going anywhere then!

TTaranee

[telepathically] Alright, everybody, we need to split up and find hiding places.

AAll

[telepathically] Right!

Um, excuse me! Hi! Where's the ladies' room?

It's down the hall but...

Thanks!

Oh, right! I have to go, too. Thanks for reminding me.

I don't know if you should be wandering alone.

TTaranee

Um, Amanda, I'm doing a report on powerful women in the workplace. Could I interview you?

Really? Me? Powerful?

TTaranee

Oh, absolutely. You exude it.

Mr. MacGruder says it's a question about direction and judgment but I think the key is telephone skills. Telephone skills and-and photocopying agility. Oh, and personal player. Telephone skills, photocopying agility, and personal player.

TTaranee

[telepathically] Oh, I can't take much more of this. Wake up and smell the coffee.

[Taranee heats up the coffee till it boils out]

Oh my! How in the world? I... I... I'll just get a sponge!

Young lady, what are you doing in the men's room?!

TTaranee

This is the ladies' room!

This is not the... [Puts on his glasses] Oh, gosh! I'm, uh, I'm... excuse me.

[MacGruder runs and falls down, tearing his jacket on the door handle]

TTaranee

Come on, Cornelia! We're just trying to cheer you up.

I don't need cheering up. Go away!

I'll show you my latest power. It's all about the clothes.

[Cornelia comes out and Irma changes her clothes to pink]

You can change the color of your outfit? And still be so last season! Everyone knows black and white is the new pink.

I’m last season? Hello! It’s 76º out, and you’re wearing wool.

How many times do I have to tell you? It’s better to look good than feel good.

She's just dressed warm 'cause she's going skating!

What?! Lilian, I am not!

You are! You said so to that boy on the phone!

You've got a date?

A non-Caleb date?

You are so not going with me!

TTaranee

Does he go to Sheffield?

Does Caleb know?

Does he have any brothers?

Does he skate?

None of your business, children! Now, get out!

[The communicator buzzes]

I'll be right down!

Sure. I'll be right here.

Don't follow me

[She goes into the elevator]

Safe!

[Cornelia transforms to her tall self and Will, Irma, Taranee, and Hay Lin open the elevator]

TTaranee

Oh, my!

Not safe. [covers her head]

You transformed without the Heart?!

Not exactly transformed.

TTaranee

When did you learn to do that?

Since Kandrakar! But...

No wings?

I don't have Guardian powers.

Who's the guy?!

I don't suppose you'd stay in the elevator with your backs turn? I didn't think so.

Hey, Lillian.

WIWill, Irma, Taranee, Hay Lin

"Lillian"?!

[noticing Taranee] Oh, hi, sis.

TTaranee

Hi, sis.

Hey, Peter! We were just wondering how long have you and [uses air quotes] "Lillian" been dating?

A few weeks. You were there when we met, at the park.

Wow! Memories, huh? Ok, we better go before all the good ice is taken.

We're following, right?

TTaranee

Oh, yeah!

TTaranee

Playing my brother. My brother! With a phony name and an even phonier body. Ooh, she's got some nerve.

She's gonna need it.

[They notice Caleb, Elyon and Lillian]

This is a train wreck.

TTaranee

Good. Lillian deserves a kick in the caboose.

Can I be the one to tell Cornelia. Oh, please, oh please!

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