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Taranee Cook quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Played by Kali Troy · 99 quotes · page 4 of 7

Played by Kali Troy

W.I.T.C.H. · 486 quotes

5th most-quoted character in W.I.T.C.H.: in 99 of its 486 quotes
Most scenes with: Will Vandom (58), Cornelia Hale (55), Irma Lair (51)

Scenes with Taranee Cook 91

There is a new portal but, uh...[To Cornelia] you're not going to like it.

[Later]

It's about a hundred yards out and about fifty feet down

TTaranee

Well, we'll have to swim it.

Swim?!

Y'know, body in water, legs kicking.

No, I, I, um, I just washed my hair, if it gets wet, it'll get all frizzicky. Alright, I can't swim!

WIWill, Irma, Taranee, Hay Lin

What?!

No problem.

[Irma uses her power to manipulate the water, shaping it into a large sphere]

Hay Lin.

[Hay Lin blows a gust of wind at the sphere and it causes it to expand and changes into a bubble]

Everybody in!

TTaranee

[About bowling, after Hay Lin has celebrated missing the pins] You do know the objective is to hit them.

Anyone can hit the pins. There's like ten of them. How many people can miss them, huh?

[Cornelia has used her powers to tunnel downwards to escape from the Larveks and the Guardians have resurfaced elsewhere]

Good thinking, Corny. That tunnel took the Larveks by surprise.

TTaranee

They'll get over it.

[Noticing the Larveks] Oh, I don't think so. [To the Larveks] Here, why don't you bite the dust instead?

[She strikes the air with her hand, summoning a gust of air, which blows the Larveks away and blows dust around]

[exiting the Silver Dragon] Oh, what a day.

TTaranee

Oh, what a meal.

Nothing like rescuing a hundred rebels from an evil Prince to build up your appetite!

So let me get this straight: A guy was walking behind you, and then he kept walking?

TTaranee

Uh... yeah!

HLHay Lin and Irma

[sarcastically] Scary...

TTaranee

Lesson one, Frost: Never mess with a Guardian’s friends!

[Frost jumps and grabs Taranee]

Earth!

[She creates ice pillars in the ground, which frees Taranee and hits Frost]

And lesson two: Pay close attention to lesson one!

I haven't...lost...yet.

[Irma flies over to Frost, hydrokinetically moving a vast wave to him]

Ready for lesson three?! The bad guys always lose! Water!

[The wave attacks Frost]

[To Will, after she bought a cat for Cornelia to cheer her up, but Cornelia gave him to Lillian] Wow! You were right Will, ditching two little pests did cheer me up. Now to ditch the rest of you...

Oh, hello, we get it. Miss Congeniality needs her sleep. [Irma and Hay Lin gasp]

[A purple light shines over her, and it is revealed to be a purple portal]

So, who ordered the incredibly impressive purple portal? Because I'm torn between loving the new violent violet twist and being kinda terrified by it.

Will! This is my living room and my mom's in the kitchen!

I can't explain it. [Looks down at the now glowing Heart of Kandrakar] I think we're being summoned.

TTaranee

[To Hay Lin] Guess, what comes next?

Guardians unite!

[They transform and enter the portal]

Oracle, we are honored to...

[passionately embracing the Oracle (another man to who Will thought was the Oracle)] My dear Oracle!

That's Tibor. Cute one is the Oracle.

Er... right!

I remain your humble servant.

And yet, somewhat more affectionate than I recall. But I share your enthusiasm. We have all waited years for this day.

Isn't this exciting?!

Isn't WHAT exciting?! I mean, I'm sorry, when can someone tell us what is going on?

Now. Tibor, if you please.

[Tibor uses his powers to create a purple viewing globe, which visually depicts The Oracle's speech ]

Since time immemorial, it has been the Council's task to protect the Infinite Dimensions. But thirteen years ago, Prince Phobos came to power. The threat he posed was so grave, we were forced to quarantine Meridian from the other worlds, to prevent the spread of his evil. And so, the Veil was raised. But now, Phobos has been defeated and a new day is about to dawn!

[The Council use their combined powers to create a ball of blue energy, which shoots up into the sky and turns Kandrakar blue]

TTaranee

Woah squared.

It is done. The Veil has been lowered. May the need for it never rise again

[To Elyon] What are the Guardians of the Veil, if there's no Veil, to guard?

[Later]

[To Yan Lin and The Mage] You would both be valuable additions to the Council.

I'm very flattered, Oracle, but also very retired.

I do accept this honour, but on Meridian, I am also tasked with keeping Phobos in his cage. The minion Miranda has already escaped.

Miranda escaped?! Why am I only hearing about this now?! Never mind, I have to go! I have to get her.

I sense disharmony on Meridian, but your powers, unchecked, my young Queen, presents an equal danger. We have much to meditate upon, before you can return to your kingdom.

Your Highness, I will capture Miranda, no matter what it takes.

What it takes is teamwork.

[Cornelia looks away, angrily]

[shocked] Who? Us?! But I thought...

You are now the Guardians of the Infinite Dimensions!

Does that come with a raise?

TTaranee

Um, just one teensy-weensy glitch. When the Veil went poof, didn't all the portals poof with it?

The Veil's passing opens up the old ways of traversing dimensions. Mage?

[The Mage uses her ring to shoot a blue beam of energy, to create a fold in space, through which they can see other dimensions (currently, Meridian)]

Will, what I do with my Mage Ring, you will learn to do with the Heart.

And what they do with talismans, you may accomplish, simply as part of your birthright.

So, no new jewellery?

This, child, is a fold in space.

Next stop - Meridian!

[The Guardians go through the fold, appearing in the now smoking Meridian.]

They’re coming for us!

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

[She flies up and uses her power to unleash a mass of vines, which traps the Knights]

Ha! Top that, Mr Meridian-Can't-Live-Without-Me.

[Caleb looks shocked as the vines carry on growing out of control, trapping the Guardians]

TTaranee

That's great, Cornelia, now dial it down a bit.

Whoa!

Now what?!

[Cornelia looks at herself that she is tall]

I know this is gonna sound blind but haven't we met before?

TTaranee

Duh! No big mystery, Bro. This is Cornelia's older sister...

Lilian.

Hi, I'm Peter. [grabs Taranee] I swore Cornelia had a younger sister.

TTaranee

Silly you!

Gotta jet, but I'll see you around, Lily. [bumps to a lamppost]

Uh, sure.

[Cornelia changes back and has a happy expression]

Lovely. Now she changes back. Ok, why is she so cheerful? She nearly blew our cover, her powers are wigged, Caleb's still...

Irma. Let her have her moment.

So then, Alchemy tells me the police are looking for Elyon.

Good thing you were sent to the principal or we wouldn't know.

The principal? What you do?

I didn't do anything, Sammy did.

Please to meet you.

Wild!

Yikes!

TTaranee

Is it artificially intelligent?

More like stunningly intelligent.

Hold on! Hold on! You can actually hear him?

Well, duh!

Duh nothing! No one else can! They just hear me freaking out at him!

Weird.

It gets weirder.

EEd

Hello, Will. Welcome back.

BBilly

Hi, Will. Glad to see ya!

JJames

Greetings, Ms. Will. If Miss would care for a snack, may I recommend the fresh fruit?

TTaranee

Does everything talk?

Everything with a current, A.C. or D.C., but I guess only Guardians can hear them.

Cool! It's like having a hundred new friends!

EEd

You forgot to bring me to school again! What if your mother needed to reach you?

More like a hundred new parents...

Will, these are detectives Medina and McTiennan. They like to ask you a few questions about Elyon Brown and her parents.

We’ve heard you know where they are.

Uh, sure. Everyone does. They’re on a ski trip. In the Alps!

And who told you that?

Cornelia?

Well, Hay Lin said the Browns are in Australia. Deep in the outback. You can’t even call them.

Irma told me they’re sunbathing in Hawaii.

Bora-Bora. Definitely Bora-Bora.

TTaranee

Um, could you repeat the question?

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