Uriah Dunn quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Uriah

This pork chop tastes funny.

Uriah

Hey, check out the new girl. Hey, Wilma!

Will

Uh, it's just Will.

Uriah

Okay, Wil-ma!

That's Uriah. Ignore him.

Irma

Yeah. Evolution did. One day we expect him to slither back into the water.

Uriah

Hey! How come Kurt, Clubber, and me didn’t get invited to this party of yours?

Cornelia

'Cause I'm not inviting creeps? Oh, I'm sorry... [introducing] Creeps, Caleb. Caleb, creeps.

Caleb

Pleased to meet you. Are you related?

When do we do it?

Uriah

We do it when I say we do it!

Sure thing, Uriah… Uh, when are you gonna say we do it?

[After hearing Uriah and the Dunsters (awfully) play their song "Feel the Beat"] Do you know any song? Any song at all?

Uriah

Uh, Itsy Bitsy Spider.

Ok, that's...something.

Uriah

[hysterical] That's nothing! We're gonna totally punk ourselves! But don't worry, I'm a genius at trouble and Kurt's been making trouble since he was six.