Did you just make a Jane Austen reference? It's official, the end of days are upon us.
S3Hi, Infidelity
[knocks] Wallace?
Not here.
And you would be?
Evil Wallace. And I know Veronica Mars doesn't hang with the evil and morally bankrupt.
TFTim Foyle
You think it's me? You think I'm trying to get you out of Landry's class because I don't like you?
Wait, you don't like me?
It's Mercer. Lamb just arrested him for the rapes on campus. He didn't do it. You have to help.
How do you know he didn't do it?
Cause I was with him the night of the rape this summer.
Where? Doing what?
I can't tell you OK? But you have to trust me. He's innocent.
You're going on a date with a married woman.
It's not a date. We saw a movie, had a drink, and talked.
Which is a date.
S3Of Vice and Men
[voiceover] The man who would be my mentor. Mr. Popular. Just another on the list of men who disappoint.
Maybe I don't want to know what you were up to.
When have you ever not wanted to know anything?
Care to share what you two free-spirited lads were up to? I'll give you a hint: it was squalid.
MMercer
Logan has good reason to keep that to himself. But you shouldn't worry; he's a solid guy. I mean, I'd want him to be my boyfriend, if I swung that way.
Give it time, you just got here.
Look Dad, do what you gotta do, okay? I've seen too much working here to ever be surprised again.
I know you, Veronica. You're not that jaded.
I didn't used to be. I had this one shining example that gave me some faith.
[voiceover] So what would Stan Marsh say in a situation like this? I think we all learned a valuable lesson about faith. You give it to the people you love. But the people who really deserve it are the ones who come through, even when you don't love them enough.
S3Lord of the Pi's
I'm off to steal the souls of the rich with my evil image capturing device.
Have fun.
Why can't you for once just leave things alone?
Okay, now you're starting to piss me off.
[yelling] Frankly, Veronica, so what? You're not invincible, and you're not always right.
Hey! You might want to stop yelling at my daughter.
Yeah? You might want to start.
DODean O'Dell
Look, the sheriff is an idiot. I've met smarter sandwiches.
So, not only did Chip get Kojak'd, someone put a Roman numeral on one of those little plastic Easter eggs, and stuck it in his... where-the-sun-don't-shine place. And you know where that is.
Worst. Easter Egg Hunt. Ever.
Side question: what do you know about Patrice Petrelli?
HHallie
God! What's with all the questions? What's next -- do you wanna know where I buried Jimmy Hoffman?
Dustin's brother?
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