TV show quotes
Let me explain something, Veronica. I own the most powerful personal computer on campus. There is no personal computer faster or better than mine at Hearst. And using this incredible computer of mine, it will take twenty years to crack Jake Kane's password on this hard drive.
So how do we do it?
You're like Kirk in Wrath of Khan. You refuse to believe in the no-win scenario.
You're like one of the nerds from Revenge of the Nerds with your Star Trek references.
If you have proof that I'm involved in some way, maybe you should get a lawyer. If you don't, maybe you should just stay and have a drink.
Yeah. I'm definitely gonna need a drink. Perhaps twelve. I don't know, how many does it usually take for a girl to find you not gross?
Hey, Nish. I've got a present for you.
You're transferring?
A list. The names of every member of the Castle. All men. You think this will help with that lawsuit?
Oh, my God. Politicians. Tycoons. Celebrities. This is gold. You're gonna make some very powerful men very unhappy.
Won't be the first time.
(to Keith) And you thought a photo of you in your boxers would hurt your lead in the polls?
You know, you're adorable when you surveil.
You forwarded it to your whole address book?
It was instinct. I always forward porn when it's good.
You are going to be so popular in Hell.
(to Dick) After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note.
(to Dick) It's like you're this giant jackass piñata begging for someone to beat the candy out of you.
There it is: that vintage Logan Echolls jealousy. Oh, I'm gonna main-line it.
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