[imitating Clint Eastwood] You a bounty hunter, boy?
I really shouldn't have pushed for the Clint Eastwood marathon. Now I've ruined you. I didn't think it was possible to make you more butch. Stupid, stupid Logan. Well, wanna feel like a man, walk me to class?
[normal voice] Carry your books?
Why not? [they start walking to class] Guess who I saw on campus today?
Some girl going wild? As I understand it, it happens all the time in college. I'm on the verge of it right now.
I thought he was crashing with his dad in the Caymans.
Yeah, but it was brief - shouted his name, flipped me off: the bonds of friendship.
Vinnie. What brings you to the good part of the wrong side of the tracks?
Dollar signs, mi amigo. The almighty buck. I got a case that requires a little double-detective duty. Lucky Pierre owns a jewelry store and suspects that he's got an embezzler. What do you say, huh? [holds out fist] Wonder Twin powers, activate.
[Keith joins Veronica in her room.]
Yeah, you'll never believe it, a maid from our hotel in New York found the flash card with our vacation pictures on it. Look.
[Veronica stares at Keith, confused.]
Its an expression of excitement and enthusiasm.
Took this side. Hope that's cool.
Yeah, no sweat. I rarely wear clothes indoors. Hope that's cool.
[chuckles, then stops abruptly] That's not cool at all.
If college is a boy buffet, she's got two full plates and a purse full of boys wrapped in napkins.
...
Look at her...she's like boynip.
[to Logan after sex] Woof! You should seriously consider going pro in that.
RB Rat boy
We saw you get ripped off.
You're twelve. What were you doing up at Hearst?
FB Ferret boy
Checking out the college girls laying out. Some of them go topless.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up right there, son. Tell us exactly where this sunbathing goes on.
FB Ferret boy
South quad, where that statue is.
What are you saying you saw?
Is it the Randolph Hearst statue, or the amorphous blobby thing?
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