[voiceover] So this is how it is. The innocent suffer, the guilty go free, and truth and fiction are pretty much interchangeable. ...There is neither a Santa Claus, nor an Easter Bunny, and there no angels watching over us. Things just happen for no reason, and nothing makes any sense.
“Not Pictured” · Season 2
In this episode: Veronica Mars (6), Keith Mars (3), Dick Casablancas (1), Beaver Casablancas (1), Van Clemmons (1)
I'm on a flight to Reno leaving an hour after graduation.
I don't know if I like the idea of you running around a place full of armed, drunk businessmen.
That's why I rarely go to Texas.
For you, on this momentous occasion. [hands her an envelope]
[smells and shakes envelope] A pony?!
I can't decide if my life is going to be easier or more difficult with you gone. Anything I should know in case I get another one like you someday?
Don't keep all your passwords taped on the bottom of your stapler. And stay cool, Mr. C.
Where's your brother?
I think he took Ghost World up to his room. They're probably up there makin' love. Or playing Dungeons and Dragons. Or both, at the same time. They're both, like, 12th-level dorks. Just sayin'.
You all packed?
Vagabond shoes and all. And pepper spray, for if we run into that Trump character.
[after blowing up the plane] I know this might be a [snickers] bad time to ask for a favor... How would you feel, now that you have nothing left to live for, about just rolling yourself off? It's just, I really don't want your DNA all over my shirt.
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