“One Angry Veronica” · Season 2
In this episode: Veronica Mars (4), Keith Mars (2), Don Lamb (1), Duncan Kane (1)
Last spring... before we broke up...
Okay, stop, I was shown a diagram once. I know how it works. But you knew, and you didn't tell me?
This has nothing to do with us.
Oh, no. Nothing? Your secret illegitimate child gestating in the womb of your comatose ex-girlfriend affects neither you nor me.
[admiring himself in the mirror after bench pressing] You know, Keith, you really should've done more to push fitness when you were here.
Yeah, I was going to get to that, but the crime-fighting kept getting in the way.
Oh, hello. Which one are you? Blinky? Humpty? Zorro?
My name is Thumper. Not that you really care.
Oh, I care... deeply. I guess you heard about our new cranberry walnut crumb cake. It's true: it's cran-tastic.
[to Veronica] I'm sorry, I was looking for my apartment, but I seem to have stumbled upon some sort of magical winter wonderland instead. Why, perhaps this elf can help me.
I'm so impressed you fit a pony into my room. Presents, presents, presents!
Do you see the moving truck out front? Ms. Moana Lisa and Mr. Outside Voice next door finally got the boot. Two old acquaintances that should be forgotten.
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