Duncan and Veronica in “One Angry Veronica”

Last spring... before we broke up...

Veronica

Okay, stop, I was shown a diagram once. I know how it works. But you knew, and you didn't tell me?

This has nothing to do with us.

Veronica

Oh, no. Nothing? Your secret illegitimate child gestating in the womb of your comatose ex-girlfriend affects neither you nor me.