“The Girl Next Door” · Season 1
In this episode: Logan Echolls (3), Veronica Mars (2), Keith Mars (2), Weevil Navarro (2), Van Clemmons (1)
Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
"Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
Oh. [fake laugh] Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.
They teach you manners in ESL?
If I was gonna cheat, don't you think I'd pick somebody smart?
If you "was gonna"?
Ah, alas, you both get zeroes. No talking during tests.
I guess Mrs. Daniels ain't giving it up at home, huh?
You know, the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr. Echolls, but do you know what it will get you in the real world?
[sarcastically] Please say "high school English teacher." Please...say "high school English teacher." [Weevil snickers]
Mr. Navarro. I wonder if you'll find Mr. Echolls so amusing ten years from now - when you're pumping his gas.
This is punishment, gentlemen, not party time.
Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.
Did you hear something last night?
What kind of something?
Like a loud thump from upstairs.
I don't know. But you know me, I can sleep through an earthquake. Why?
I don't know. It sounded like a falling body. It really freaked me out.
A falling body?
Yes, a falling body.
Would you describe the sound as "Hitchcockian"?
I'm glad you're able to entertain yourself.
Oh, sweetie, don't sell yourself short. I find you completely entertaining.
Sometimes the girls get put off by this old motorcycle jacket thing. Do you think something in suede might make me seem more... accessible?
Think I've got a future in the biz?
I think you've got a future as a highly paid Ivy League-educated executive of some sort who never thinks about private investigation again in her perfect life. Now... let's do something normal fathers and daughters do.
Buy me a pony?
I was thinking I'd watch TV and you'd rub my feet.
Hmm. Yeah, that's normal.
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