BBuck
I'm your man.
S2 E1Yesterday was a long day of the week
TTed
We're the gays - but I guess everyone knows that.
Do I need to take a piss test?
Why does this feel like a small victory? I bet everyone thought that I would be the one to off myself. But guess what Oak Avenue? The lady with all the personalities is not the most fucked up person on the block.
You are now.
Chinese checkers - I've got Chinese checkers here!
It's an apron relax.
MSMarshall's school friend
Send a red carnation from your little closet.
S2 E2Trouble Junction
BBuck
I couldn't stay away from you Pammy.
Nothing else is going to happen between us because I am trouble, okay? I am trouble.
You're fucking face is the fucking gay size.
Honey has it occurred to you that now that I am better you are just looking for another project.
Yeah that's me, I am a working girl now.
We were raised to believe we should eat dog sh*t and you get use to eating dog sh*t.
S2 E4You Becoming You
Hey Charm - you're going to be a great mother.
Who's the parent around here?
No one!
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