Spider-Man of Earth-12041 quotes from Ultimate Spider-Man

Morality, ha! You know, we don’t all have the luxury of morals. Have I told you my origin story?

Like a billion times, now. How about telling me the truth?

You can’t handle the truth.

Really?

Fine. So once there was a kid, a weird, special kid. And his life was a toilet. Maybe somebody treated him badly. Maybe he got hurt by bad people. So maybe Fury’s hero-school was the boost he needed. And for a while the kid bought what Fury was selling. Until he realized it was more fun to laugh at the pain. To hurt those who hurt you, times a thousand. Forget it! You wouldn’t understand.

Actually I do. If things had gone a little bit differently, I could have been just like Deadpool.

Okay, so I’m gonna call this one, Bugs. You beat me fair and square, making me feel emotions and stuff. So I’m gonna go home and cry myself to sleep on my bed made of money.

Hang on. You’re coming back to S.H.I.E.L.D. too. You have to face Fury.

“You have to face Fury.” [laughs] You’re hilarious. Smell ya’ later, sucker. Bye, Spider-Man. Ouch, my butt’s burning!

Weirdest fight ever. But at least I got the list back.

Sure did. You da man. You know, I know a guy who’d pay top dollar for that...

Yes I am the man. The Spider-Man.

(stares at 2099 Spider-Man in disbelief) Whoa, awesome! You're Spider-Man, but you're... Who are you? Are you me? And what's up with the costume? Is that a metallic fiber?

(grabs Spider-Man of Earth-12041's hand and throws him to a wall) So what's it this time? Another android or clone impostor?!

Android? Clone? Eww. (he gets up) And I'm not an impostor, I'm the real th--- (his mouth gets webbed shut)

I'm about to quit this gig, so congratulations(!) You get to be one of my last catchers. (he turns to go)

(removes web from his mouth) Wait!! You have to listen to me! You're in danger! (he shoots a web at 2099 Spider-Man's back. 2099 Spider-Man stops walking, turns around, pulls the web and punches our Spider-Man in the face.) Great! Now I'M in danger(!)

(after Spider-Man of Earth-12041 saves him) I dunno know how you pulled that off, but... (he looks at Spider-Man of Earth-12041's costume)... why're you dressed like that? What're you? Some kinda circus clown(?)

My pal, Nova, might say "yes", but I'm here to help you stop that maniac. He's an enemy of mine called the Goblin.

(rudely) I work alone. (he swings away)

(annoyed) Nice to meet you, too, sunshine!

That's all, Gobin!

NO! I'VE COME SO FAR! I HAVE TO WIN!

(grabs Goblin and picks him up) Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin. (reference to The Three Little Pigs. Goblin smirks and picks Spider-Ham's hair) OUCH! MY CHINNY-CHIN-CHIN!

That'll do, pig, that'll do.

(OS) Have at thee! (swings down and lands on the ground)

It's the dreaded Spider!

Back, lest I be forced to hurt thee! (draws a sword out of his arm)

(to the camera) How do I know he's this world's Spider-Man? Duh! Because the people don't like him. (breaks free as Spider Knight scares the mob away)

By Merlin! Either thou art training to be my squire or thou art the town fool!

You're the Spider-Man of this world. I'm you from another universe!

Town fool it is. (mob throws pitchforks at the two Web-heads. they jump free. another medieval citizen tries to impale our Spider-Man)

Watch the pitchfork, stabby! (webs him and starts to web the rest of the advanced mob away)

Town fool! Come hence if thou value your life!

I DO value my life. (springs on top of the roofs of the shacks) The name's not fool! The name's Spider-Man and you're in danger!

Spider-Man? 'Tis a worst name than fool.

(after Black Spidey regains consciousness) You OK?

Ow! I must've hit my head pretty hard, because you look like Peter Parker.

You know my secret identity? (takes off his mask) Oh, of course you do. You're Peter Parker, too. Don't freak out; I'm you.

(jumps back) Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm NOT you! You're de...! Which makes me dea...! No way, if neither of us could be dea...! That's impossible! Peter Parker, so you're NOT dead!?

(confused) I'm not what now?

Okay. Don't. Freak. Out. (takes off his mask, revealing to be a young African-American boy)

HUH?!

My name is Miles Morales and I'M... Spider-Man. We're not ghosts, right? Cos if I'm dead, my mom and dad are gonna kill me!

You're Spider-Man?! But you're... so young.

Whatcha gonna do, Card me? I'm 13, almost 14! (silently) In 11 months.

Sorry. I just didn't expect such a young Spider-Man. Listen: This is complicated and not gonna make a lot of sense, but I'm from a parallel world.

Makes total sense. So you chased the Goblin from YOUR world to THIS one and since he's Goblin, he's probably after my DNA.

Exactly. You're pretty good, Spidey. When you saw me, why did you think we were ghosts?

You're not kidding? Because this isn't a (pretend laugh) kinda topic. You REALLY don't know what happened to Peter Parker? I mean, you? (Black Spider-Man takes our Spidey to a graveyard, where a tombstone reads "HERE LIES PETER PARKER" on it)

Peter Parker... is gone? Whoa.

Yeah.

No, you don't understand. I mean, "Whoa!"

Yeah.

Peter Parker saved the world. I was there! He sacrificed himself and saved us all. (respectfully touches the tombstone) If I'd just gotten my powers, maybe I could've saved him. But I was scared. I didn't do a thing and I'll regret that for the rest of my life.

Come on. You can't think like that. You're 12.

13! I can ride my bike to the store alone.

(gracefully) If you'd jumped in, maybe you wouldn't be here either.

(turns away and walks solemnly) But when I got the powers of Spider-Man, with them came this great sense of responsibility and I don't know if I can do it. What if I just don't have it in me to be a hero like Pe...(stops walking and corrects himself) ..like you?

There's nothing wrong with being scared. Fear's okay. I feel fear all the time, but the trick to it is to....(stops in mid-sentence as the two Spidey's spider senses go off)

Do you sense that?

MOVE!

There's the DNA he stole from the other Spideys, but where's Goblin? (Goblin walks in)

We've only been gone a short while, yet it feels like a lifetime. Don't you agree, Electro? (he is still in the Siege Perilous)

You had what you want, Goblin, now let me out!

I'll consider it AFTER I've gotten the serum. Now be a good slave and start the machine. (Goblin walks into the pod as the machine begins to power up)

(grabbing a cable) This is me messing up Goblin's evil machine of evil. (disconnects all the cables) Say, this is kinda fun.

Spider-Man?! STOP! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE.... (he screams as the machine explodes, sending Spidey flying backwards)

Aw, figures. (recovers from the wreckage) Everything fun always ends with something exploding.

Too late, Spider-Man! (Goblin fizzes with power) Or should I say Peter Parker?

WHAT!?!

Yes, Peter. I know it's you.

Peter Parker? Uh, who's that?

I went to other worlds to bring back Spider-Man DNA. And along the way, I brought back Spider-Man's identity. It surprised me at first. But the more I thought about it, the more it made sense. It was obvious. You and my son. Always there. Always in my way! (Roars and charges at Spider-Man, who dodges)

So you figured out my identity. Congrats. But I've handled everything you've ever thrown at me, Gobby. I can handle this, too.

"Nick Fury"

You gotta get back into the simulation so our techs can bring you outta your induced coma safely.

So you're saying I'm asleep and this is all a dream?

"Nick Fury"

I could order you into the tube, but that would defeat the point of the test. So I'm asking you as my boss, as your mentor and, yes, as your friend.

Hard to argue with that. (he slowly proceed into the the tube, but stops half way, narrowing his eyes, confused) Wait! "As my friend?" (he turns to "Fury") Nick Fury would never say that. (he shrieks and widens his eyes as "Fury" attempts to force him into the tube) And how did I not notice your eye patch is on the wrong eye? (he blinds the impostor and flips over him)

"Nick Fury"

(ripping the webbing off his face) ARRRRGGGH!!!

(Spider-Man fires his tasers webs, swings the fake Fury and electrocutes him) Sorry about this, "Nick"! (the impostor begins to dissolve into a puddle of goop) No way! Nick Fury, a Synthezoid?!!

(Spider-Man gets knee-kicked to the floor as Scarlet Spider restrains him by the arm. Spidey gapes in shock.) BEN?! What?!

Come on, punk. You're a smart guy. Can't you figure out you've been stabbed in the back? (unsheathes a stinger)

Rhino wasn't the spy? You were?

Huh. The genius finally gets it.

We were never going to be the new Sinister Six. No, we were going to be more - the Sinister Seven.

(Scarlet retracts his stinger and pulls Spidey to his knees clutching his mask.) No! I don't believe it! Ben, We're friends!

I told you when we first met, I don't have friends! Saving you from drowning, my sob story, pretending to join your rag-tag team...

And now for the coup-de-grace. Scarlet, please divulge to me Spider-Man's greatest secret... his true identity.

I KNOW YOU, BEN! I KNOW YOU WON'T DO THA--

(Scarlet rips the mask off Spider-Man's face. Doc Ock stares in disbelief. Peter bows his head to the floor.) His name is Peter Parker.

Ahh. Nice to finally meet you, Peter Parker.

Peter Parker

(Peter tearfully yells to the ceiling at Scarlet's treason) NOOOOOOOOO!