No, I'm fine with porn - what I'm not fine with is enough porn to keep the entire British forces from missing their girlfriends!
I got into his head. It's amazing what a bit of male psychological manipulation can do. And getting my baps out on the first date didn't do any harm either.
(Waking up) Rock me, Amadeus.
I am the master of cunning.
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