(arguing with Pete) Fine, FINE! I'm sleeping on the couch!....Which is just stupid because I have my own room!
S3Another Moving Script
S3El Matrimonio Loco
Where's your idiot roommate?
The village recalled him.
Berg, everything I have to say to you, I can say with one finger.
Excuse me Superintendent Donnelly, I have a grievance
OK, Irene, this is really not a good time.
But this is urgent. I've discovered a violation in the lease agreement. It specifically prohibits prostitutes in the building and Pete's girlfriend is a whore.
RGRobert Goulet
(to Pete and Berg) Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen...can we just get on with THEIR wedding? I mean, uh, we'll marry you guys later -- when it's legal.
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