Yeah, I just burped up like half my carrots, credit me 50 cents.
“Rescue Me” · Season 4
In this episode: Johnny Donnelly (9), Berg (8), Pete (5), Sharon Carter (3), Doctor Ashley Walker (3)
Oh my god, Mr. Lockwood. Is he choking?
Sharon, I'm the doctor, okay. That's how old people breathe.
Look, It's finals time at Harvard. I say, we go and hang out under one of the dorm windows.
Nah, I don't want to save one of those guys.
(to Johnny) Hey, you're a big guy, go out onto the ice.
Oh, good idea. Okay, here's the plan, alright. When Johnny falls in, I'm going to pull him out, okay, and you're going to wrap him in a blanket.
Oh great, so you're the hero and I'm what, the stewardess.
Forget about it. There's no way you're getting me out there on that ice.
Great, now your wallet's out there.
Alright I need a stick.
I don't think a stick's going to reach that.
No, to hit Pete.
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