I thought your birthday was in May.
Nope, that was just a rumour started by my birth certificate.
I think I really like her.
Why, because she doesn't fall at your feet?
And what is up with that?!?
BBethany
I wouldn't miss it for anything.
Well, what if both of your legs were caught in a bear trap and...you had a cold?
BBethany
I'd chew myself free and take a decongestant.
I love a girl with a plan.
Berg, I'm 24. Why did you make me 30?
You get better presents.
I don't want to be 30.
Act your age.
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