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Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place · Season 1

Bethany and Berg in “Two Guys, a Girl and a Party”

Bethany

I wouldn't miss it for anything.

Berg

Well, what if both of your legs were caught in a bear trap and...you had a cold?

Bethany

I'd chew myself free and take a decongestant.

Berg

I love a girl with a plan.

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