You're jealous, but listen buddy, I'm always gonna be Pete, you're always gonna be Berg, and we're always gonna be Pete-n-Berg.
Shut up! You've gotta believe me! Molly's like...girlfriend of the corn!
“Two Guys, a Girl and a Chance Encounter” · Season 1
In this episode: Pete (4), Berg (2), Sharon Carter (1)
Molly has...how can I put this...horrifying scary evil violent side!
I see...that must be why she baked you muffins this morning!
Why aren't you at work.
It's toxic Awareness day?
I can't just jump into spontanaeity
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