[After Jake and Eldridge almost injure themselves in the shopping cart stunt]
Do you realize how lucky you are? You could have broken your necks.
There were precautions.
You flew off the roof! In a shopping cart! What precautions?
We were trying to land in the ocean.
You missed it by a hundred yards!
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