[Jake has just performed "The Human Volcano" and thrown up on Alan]
Cool stunts!?! I-in God's name, why!?!
You've heard of Jackass?
Yeah.
We are Dumbass.
[Sarcastically] Really? However did you come up with that name?
Well, we thought, what's better than Jackass?
That was kind of a rhetorical question.
It was between Dumbass and the Ass-kateers.
[Sarcastically] Really? I think you made the right call.
Think so?
Oh, yes. I respect your decision. Now get this cleaned up!
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