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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 19

Judith and Charlie in “Golly Moses, She's A Muffin”

What in God's name does she see in him?

Well, I don't have all the details, Mrs. Harper, but apparently, when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, you know what they say, your average man is like a good field mule. You don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day long.

Nobody says that.

You're hard to fool. Look, I don't mean to be rude, but...I'm tired of talking to you. [closes the door in Judith's face.]

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