Berta
Just out of curiosity, when you leave here, where is it you go?
Kandi
To the gym. I have to take care of my body 'cause it's my instrument.
Berta
Mine too. Three beers and a bratwurst and my ass turns into a French horn.
Kandi
Really? Whenever I have beer and bratwurst, I just fart a lot.
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