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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 19

Berta and Kandi in “Golly Moses, She's A Muffin”

Berta

Just out of curiosity, when you leave here, where is it you go?

Kandi

To the gym. I have to take care of my body 'cause it's my instrument.

Berta

Mine too. Three beers and a bratwurst and my ass turns into a French horn.

Kandi

Really? Whenever I have beer and bratwurst, I just fart a lot.

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