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Two and a Half Men · Season 1, Episode 14

Alan and Charlie in “I Can't Afford Hyenas”

Charlie, miscellaneous cash expenses? What exactly is that?

I don't know, go see a movie, buy a hot dog, stuff like that.

It was $80,000 last year!

Oh, that. That's women and gambling.

Gone and gone.

Oh, great! Why don't I just shoot myself?

You can't afford a gun.

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