Alan and Charlie in “I Can't Afford Hyenas”

How much did you tip him [the pizza delivery man]?

I don't know. I gave him a fifty.

That's... that's like a 300 percent tip!

If you say so. I was never good at math.

Oh, yeah, but you can figure out the point spread, the over-under, and the vigorish on every football game in the country.

What can I tell you? I've got a beautiful mind.