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Two and a Half Men · Season 1, Episode 4

Alan, Charlie and others in “If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap”

Since you can't live without her [Berta], you big baby, I will go apologize and get her back.

Great!

So, where does she live?

I don't know.

Okay, what's her last name? [Charlie starts to think] Your entire life depends on this woman and you know nothing about her!

Wait!.... She took a bus!

I stand corrected.

Oh! Oh! Uh....after she works here in the morning, she cleans some rockstar's house!

Okay. What rockstar? Where?

[knocks on the balcony door & replies] Steven Tyler from Aerosmith, 4456 Malibu Canyon Road.

[to Rose] Thank you.

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