Gordon
[delivering pizza] Hey Mr. Harper.
Charlie
Oh, hey Gordon! It's been a long time.
Gordon
Yeah, two years.
Charlie
So what have you been up to?
Gordon
Well, I finished night school, got my business degree, met an amazing girl and got married, landed a great job as a stock brocker, the company went under, my wife left me and - uh - that'll be 28.50.
Charlie
Oh, man I'm sorry. You want a drink?
Gordon
Why stop now?
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