[The Bridges of Madison County is playing on TV]
Charlie
This isn't a Clint Eastwood movie!
Alan
Yes, it is.
Charlie
Even Clint Eastwood doesn't think this is a Clint Eastwood movie!
Alan
Well, tough. I like it.
Charlie
Sure, you do. You're a giant fruit basket.
Alan
I'll never apologize for my feminine side.
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