Alan
I can't believe you've been going to gym all this time without a jockstrap.
Jake
I don't like it. It feels like I've been flossing my butt crack.
Alan
Based on what I'm paying your dentist, you know nothing about flossing.
Charlie
Think of it as a bra for your balls.
Jake
Oh, now I want one.
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