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Two and a Half Men · Season 6, Episode 5

Charlie and Alan in “A Jock Strap in Hell”

Charlie

Hey, Alan, d'you think I'm evil?

Alan

Oh God, yes.

[Charlie stares at him]

Alan

I mean, is a tornado evil when it rips up a mobile home and throws it into an orphanage?

Charlie

Yeah, I'm a real force of nature.

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