Charlie and Jake in “Damn You, Eggs Benedict”

You know, your body's sending you a message.

Yeah, it's sayin' I should really chew my food more. Look at that shrimp -- you could wash it off and serve it again.

Your body is also telling you that alcohol is poison.

If it's poison, why do you drink it?

Because there are things inside of me I need to kill.

You can't kill bad feelings with alcohol, Uncle Charlie.

Right.

And you can't stuff your emotions with cupcakes. Believe me, I've tried.

I'm sure you have.