Charlie
Morning, buddy. How do you like your eggs?
Jake
In an Easter basket.
Charlie
Scrambled it is.
Berta
Morning.
Charlie
Morning.
Berta
What'cha doing?
Charlie
Cooking breakfast. How do you like your eggs?
Berta
Sunny side up.
Charlie
Scrambled it is.
[later, Alan is talking on the phone]
Charlie
Hey, Alan! How do you like your eggs?
Alan [on the phone]: Uh, uh, one sec. Charlie, Stephanie wants to see me tonight, but I already made a date with Katie. What do I do?
Charlie
Scrambled it is.
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