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S6 E3

Two and a Half Men · Season 6, Episode 3

Alan and Charlie in “Damn You, Eggs Benedict”

At the risk of tooting my own horn, I am actually seeing two different women.

Wow. Two women?

Yeah.

And yet you're still tooting your own horn.

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