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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 19

Alan and Jake in “Waiting for the Right Snapper”

Alan

Why aren't you studying for your algebra final?

Jake

'Cause I don't have to.

Alan

You don't have to study algebra.

Jake

Nope. All I gotta do is get a 67 to pass the course, and then it's adiós seventh grade, arrivederci eighth.

Alan

OK, we can cross "UN interpreter" off the job list...

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