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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 19

Charlie and Dr. Freeman in “Waiting for the Right Snapper”

Charlie

So what do I owe you?

Dr. Freeman

Well, I get $200 an hour, you were here for five minutes, so why don't we just round it off and say $200?

Charlie [sighs]: Man. Even hookers prorate.

Dr. Freeman

Hookers don't have to listen to you, Charlie. Good-bye.

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