Charlie
So what do I owe you?
Dr. Freeman
Well, I get $200 an hour, you were here for five minutes, so why don't we just round it off and say $200?
Charlie [sighs]: Man. Even hookers prorate.
Dr. Freeman
Hookers don't have to listen to you, Charlie. Good-bye.
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