[Evelyn finds Teddy lying dead on Charlie's bed]
Evelyn: You son of a bitch.
Alan: So you weren't the one who was...
Evelyn: Of course not. I already married the man! I just can't believe he'd cheat on me on our wedding day!
Courtney: Excuse me, my father is lying here dead!
Evelyn: With his pants around his ankles and lipstick on his hoo-hoo.
Evelyn: You son of a bitch.
Alan: So you weren't the one who was...
Evelyn: Of course not. I already married the man! I just can't believe he'd cheat on me on our wedding day!
Courtney: Excuse me, my father is lying here dead!
Evelyn: With his pants around his ankles and lipstick on his hoo-hoo.
[Evelyn finds Teddy lying dead on Charlie's bed]
Evelyn : You son of a bitch.
Alan : So you weren't the one who was...
Evelyn : Of course not. I already married the man! I just can't believe he'd cheat on me on our wedding day!
Courtney : Excuse me, my father is lying here dead!
Evelyn : With his pants around his ankles and lipstick on his hoo-hoo.
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