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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 17

Evelyn, Alan and others in “Fish in a Drawer”

[Evelyn finds Teddy lying dead on Charlie's bed]

Evelyn

You son of a bitch.

Alan

So you weren't the one who was...

Evelyn

Of course not. I already married the man! I just can't believe he'd cheat on me on our wedding day!

Courtney

Excuse me, my father is lying here dead!

Evelyn

With his pants around his ankles and lipstick on his hoo-hoo.

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