[Evelyn finds Teddy lying dead on Charlie's bed]
Evelyn
You son of a bitch.
Alan
So you weren't the one who was...
Evelyn
Of course not. I already married the man! I just can't believe he'd cheat on me on our wedding day!
Courtney
Excuse me, my father is lying here dead!
Evelyn
With his pants around his ankles and lipstick on his hoo-hoo.
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