Alan and Charlie in “Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)”

You're gonna get married?

Yep. Settle down, have a couple of kids, and ship the penis up to Cooperstown.

Cooperstown?

It is my bat.

Well, sounds like you've got everything figured out.

You don't ever figure this stuff out, Alan. You just take little baby steps on a lifelong path to becoming a better man.

Uh-huh. How many pain pills have you taken?