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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 11

Charlie and Alan in “Meander to Your Dander”

Charlie

You clear on everything I told you?

Alan

Yes, yes, I'm gonna go to her house, pick her up, take her to the restaurant--

Charlie

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Pick her up? You're supposed to meet her there.

Alan

Why?

Charlie

What do you mean, "why"? You're gonna break up with her and then drive her home? You'll need the Jaws of Life to get her out of your car.

Alan

You didn't say anything about that.

Charlie

It's common sense. You know why Custer and Sitting Bull didn't share a pony to Little Big Horn? Because they knew there were gonna be some hurt feelings and the ride home would be awkward!

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