You clear on everything I told you?
Yes, yes, I'm gonna go to her house, pick her up, take her to the restaurant--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Pick her up? You're supposed to meet her there.
Why?
What do you mean, "why"? You're gonna break up with her and then drive her home? You'll need the Jaws of Life to get her out of your car.
You didn't say anything about that.
It's common sense. You know why Custer and Sitting Bull didn't share a pony to Little Big Horn? Because they knew there were gonna be some hurt feelings and the ride home would be awkward!
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