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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 11

Charlie in “Meander to Your Dander”

CharlieCharlie Sheen

I once handed a date my Visa so she could pump gas for me, and in my next statement, there were charges for a boob job and a PlayStation 3. And I never got to play with either one of them.

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