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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 5

Alan and Charlie in “Putting Swim Fins on a Cat”

Alan

You're-- you're living in a dream world! Money doesn't just fall from the sky.

Charlie

Obviously, you've never been sitting ringside when a pole dancer hangs upside down.

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