Berta
One thing's for sure working for Mr. Charles Roscoe Harper--
Alan
His middle name isn't Roscoe--
Berta
Who's telling the story?!
Alan
Continue.
Berta
Anyway, what I've learned is God takes care of drunks and fools, and C. Roscoe Harper is both. [leaves]
Alan
His middle name is Francis.
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