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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 1

Indian doctor and Charlie in “Large Birds, Spiders and Mom”

Indian doctor

We have a saying in my country. "You can put a tuxedo on a goat, but still a goat. "

Charlie

Yeah, well, we have a saying in my country, too: "Help me, my balls are on fire!"

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