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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 1

Charlie and Berta in “Large Birds, Spiders and Mom”

Charlie

Hey, Berta, how have you been washing my underwear?

Berta

Like I do everything else around here: with a song on my lips and love in my heart.

Charlie

I'm serious. I got a rash in my, you know, private area.

Berta

Private? You get any more traffic down there, you're gonna have to open a Starbucks.

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