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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 1

Alan and Charlie in “Large Birds, Spiders and Mom”

Alan

I hope he [Jake] didn't wander under the bleachers during lunch hour.

Charlie

Ah, he's smarter than that.

Alan

Smart? Charlie, he only got out of sixth grade 'cause he couldn't fit in the desks anymore.

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