Myra
[About why Judith doesn't like her] Maybe it's hair, maybe it's my job, maybe it's my hobbies or maybe it's because I offered my brother a thousand dollars not to marry her.
Charlie
I know what you mean. I did the same to my brother.
Myra
Really?
Charlie
Well, actually it was a thousand dollar hooker.
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