Alan, Charlie and others in “My Damn Stalker”

Charlie, that lovely lady in there brought her toothbrush 'cause I have a penis and a job!

Rose! [to Alan]: How is she gonna brush your job?

No, no, you don't understand--

I don't have time for this, Alan! [he walks back inside and heads toward the front door]

Charlie, are you OK?

Yeah, I just can't find my damn stalker. [leaves]

He can't find his stalker?

They're usually in the last place you look.