Evelyn
So Charlie, how long have you been seeing this... lovely woman?
Charlie
Er...how long has it been, sweetie?
Lydia
Are you telling me you don't remember when we met?
Evelyn
The way he drinks?! There's a good chance he doesn't remember coming down the stairs!
Lydia
Did his father drink?
Charlie
What choice did he have?!
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