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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 3

Jake in “The Sea is a Harsh Mistress”

JakeAngus T. Jones

[To Evelyn after her plastic surgery] Dad says you got your butt in your lips. SO if you burp now it'll really be a fart right?

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