Steven Tyler
Hey, a lot of people pay to see me play harmonica.
Charlie
They pay to hear you sing. They tolerate the harmonica!
Steven Tyler
Sorry I don't measure up to your musical standards, you lame-ass jingle writer!
Charlie
All right, let's see how you play harmonica out your other end!
Alan
Now, now-now-now-now, let's slow down here, c'mon.
Steven Tyler
Let's see what you got, jingle balls!
Charlie
OK, I'm gonna rip off your big fat lips and use 'em to kiss my ass!
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