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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 2

Steven Tyler, Charlie and others in “Who's Vod Kanockers”

Steven Tyler

Hey, a lot of people pay to see me play harmonica.

Charlie

They pay to hear you sing. They tolerate the harmonica!

Steven Tyler

Sorry I don't measure up to your musical standards, you lame-ass jingle writer!

Charlie

All right, let's see how you play harmonica out your other end!

Alan

Now, now-now-now-now, let's slow down here, c'mon.

Steven Tyler

Let's see what you got, jingle balls!

Charlie

OK, I'm gonna rip off your big fat lips and use 'em to kiss my ass!

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