Charlie and Rose in “Who's Vod Kanockers”

Let me tell you something about feelings. Feelings are like your mother's breasts. You know where they are, but they are best left unfelt.

It's an interesting analogy, but may I point out that a mother's breasts are a source for nourishment and comfort?

Yeah, well, my mother's breasts were a source of silicone and Russian vodka.