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S3 E21

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 21

Alan in “And the Plot Moistens”

AlanJon Cryer

Judith [noticing Kandi's new diamond necklace]: Is that a diamond necklace? You never gave me a diamond necklace.

Yeah, well, you never gave me extra-special bonus sex.

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